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You Never Take Me to Bangladesh
The excuse generator for everyone still not in Bangladesh. Name the culprit, get their next excuse, share the evidence.
Why is everyone singing about Bangladesh?
In June 2026, songwriter Ian McConnell released a track called “Bangladesh”, built around one extremely catchy complaint: the person he loves never takes him to Bangladesh. TikTok did the rest. Couples tag each other, friends send it to the trip-cancelling member of the group chat, and “you never take me to Bangladesh” became 2026's way of saying you keep promising and it keeps not happening.
This toy is our contribution to the discourse: it keeps the receipts. Type in who keeps not taking you, and it generates the excuse they're statistically most likely to use next — plus the odds you actually go this year (spoiler: low).
For the record, Bangladesh deserves better
The joke here is never on Bangladesh — it's on whoever keeps not booking the flight. Between Dhaka's legendary street food, the Sundarbans mangrove forest (home of the Bengal tiger) and Cox's Bazar, the world's longest natural sea beach, the destination was never the problem. Book the flight.
The four excuse moods
- Logistics™ — the flights are “weird right now”. The flights are fine.
- Someday™ — next year, for sure. It is always next year.
- Suspicious — goes quiet every time Dhaka comes up.
- Dramatic — acts like it's a moon landing. It's a flight with snacks.
How to use it
- Type who keeps not taking you (or hit 🎲 for a random culprit).
- Press Get their excuse — hit ↻ Again for a fresh mood and line.
- Tap Share card to save or send the image to whoever needs to see it.
Frequently asked questions
- What is the Bangladesh song everyone is quoting?
- A June 2026 release by Ian McConnell built around one very catchy complaint — the person he loves never takes him to Bangladesh. It blew up on TikTok over the summer.
- Is this making fun of Bangladesh?
- No — the joke is always on the person who won't book the flight, never on Bangladesh. The destination was never the problem. Book the flight.
- Are the trip odds real?
- Absolutely not. The percentage is a comedy prop generated on your device. If it says 4%, that's between you and whoever keeps saying “next year”.
- Is it free and private?
- Yes — completely free, no sign-up, and the whole tool runs in your browser. The name you type never leaves your device.
- Can I use it for places other than Bangladesh?
- The excuses are universal — anyone who has ever been promised a trip will recognise them. But the song is about Bangladesh, so the card says Bangladesh.